hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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