Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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