I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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