I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i would punch a child for taco bell
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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