Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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