East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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