She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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