I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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