i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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