we're blogging at a bar
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish you could order shots online.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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