I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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