That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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