Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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