No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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