Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.