Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

(312): View more from Illinois

It's worth it.

(248): View more from Michigan

How worth it?

(312): View more from Illinois

Back door worth it

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(507): View more from Minnesota

As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Small penises have feelings too.

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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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(905): View more from Toronto

No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(914): View more from New York

End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler

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(706): View more from Georgia

The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.

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