I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering