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im so drunk with asians
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.