I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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