i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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