On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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