i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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