My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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