ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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