Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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