We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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