Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
