I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Success! We fucked roommates!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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