like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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