is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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