Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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