Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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