If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.