he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA