Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.