Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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