I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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