This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
