i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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