her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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