where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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