I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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