Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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