My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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