That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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