If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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