What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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