i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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