He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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