he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You are a genius and a whore.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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