ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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