he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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