honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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