the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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