Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize