Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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