..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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