whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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