thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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