Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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