I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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