it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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